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Crazy Happy
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Is Your Brain Burning Calories?
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9 Fun Kid-like Things To Do In October
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How To Eat A Frog
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Get Your Own F*g Pony
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I Know Derek
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Don’t wish away another day
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Flowers and beer make the world laugh
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Time for you to change?
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Plaster the walls

Crazy Happy

Happiness quote/befat.net/funny life quote/befat.net/Stephanie DelTorchio 10.14.2016 The most memorable people in my life are crazy. Funny thing: those people are also the happiest. You don’t need to be crazy to be happy but it sure can’t hurt.

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Is Your Brain Burning Calories?

brain burning calories/befat.net/Stephanie DelTorchio/10.12.2016 Fun fact: Your total calorie burn for the day is 2,000 and approximately 400 of those calories burned are from brain activity — 20%*.

And the harder your brain works, the more your brain consumes in calories. Shoot, after 40 minutes on the spin cycle I burn a disappointing 150. If I do nothing but think harder about…my favorite gelato flavors…that might mean in no time I should think my way into a bikini without breaking a sweat.

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*This information is from actual scientific data written by real science people. I’ll be they burn more than 2,000 calories a day. That’s a lot of ice-cream.

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9 Fun Kid-like Things To Do In October

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9 Fun Things to do in October

It’s time to stow the flip-flops up north, but on borderline days I’ll still wear them for spite.

When the weather starts to chill it’s a good excuse for grown-ups to do fun things — with or without children — and channel their inner child.

Here are a few of my favorites:

  1. Carve pumpkins (roast the seeds)
  2. Tailgate with friends (have a chili cook-off contest)
  3. Bake an apple pie (or make caramel apples — use seasonal apples)
  4. Go leaf-peeping (or take a long walk through a park where the leaves are in full-color)
  5. Go apple picking (See #3 on what to do with them. Also drink fresh cold cider & eat hot cider donuts)
  6. Sit around the campfire (Halloween night we do this, with a glass of wine, waiting for trick-or-treaters)
  7. Plant spring bulbs (Clean up the yard and “Think Spring!”)
  8. Munch on Halloween treats (save a few good pieces for yourself)
  9. Get lost in a corn maze (use a smartphone app in case you get lost!)

What are some of your favorite things to do during the fall?

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Cornfield Maze photo credit: By Hugho226 – Own work, CC0, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=30724285

How To Eat A Frog

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M y three takeaways from this quote:

 

  1. Do the hardest job first.
  2. Get your work done in the morning.
  3. I do not want this job.

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Quote: Mark Twain

 

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Get Your Own F*g Pony

Funny quotes/funny quotes on raising children/inspirational quotes/befat.net/Stephanie DelTorchio/9.3.2016

Mom, can we go to the zoo?” says the five-year-old.

 

“Tomorrow,” says the mother.

“Mom, can I have a pony?”

“Later.”

“Dad, when can we get a red sports car like Tommy’s dad?”

“Someday.”

Parents fall back on three textbook answers to nagging questions:

“Later,” “Tomorrow,” and “Someday”.

Why?

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I Know Derek

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Derek and his friend Jane.

SPOTLIGHT: As often as possible I want to shine a light on some person, place or organization who epitomizes the Be F.A.T. way of life. Ladies and gentlemen, meet Derek.

Of all the joints…

On a recent summer evening I met Derek, and his beautiful friend, Jane, at a Jimmy Buffett concert. For Parrotheads, (followers of Jimmy Buffett and the Coral Reefer Band), making new friends is Cheeseburger in Paradise nirvana. We know every song by heart, dance with complete strangers and for the better part of the day, congregate in a tropical, if not quite, religious experience.

Turns out Derek, from Canada, is a traveling Parrothead. This concert was Derek’s ninety-seventh, he said, as in 9-7. I was impressed, and then quick to point out that if he’d put the money spent following J.B. and the band in the bank — tickets, travel, lodging, food — assuming a conservative compound interest rate, a sizeable nest-egg would finance his new sailboat. In cash.

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Don’t wish away another day

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Before you make a wish for something frivolous or outrageous think about the consequences of what you’re willing to give up or give away SHOULD your wish come true.

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Flowers and beer make the world laugh

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Emerson also said:

“God made yeast, as well as dough, and loves fermentation just as dearly as he loves vegetation.”Ralph Waldo Emerson, 1844

There ya go. God. Flowers. Beer. Emerson.

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Time for you to change?

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You might be surprised to learn that you have more aptitude and abilities than you know.

We hold on to this limiting belief that every body is better than us. They had it is easier growing up, an unfair advantage, therefore they got what we didn’t. Bull.

All we need is to shift our mindset and believe that if we take action things can and will change. Being lazy or feeling stuck or having fears are speed bumps and caution signs we create to keep us from having to change.

For the brave and curious change is exactly what we must do. To put yourself in a position to be the person or do the thing that makes you unique.

But I’m stuck HERE. Set in my ways. With my bumper stickers. Nope. Not buying it.

Everyone has it within them to change. Even you.

Lose the bad habits.

Bad attitudes.

Bad associations.

Doing so frees up the space to allow real growth and change to happen.

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Plaster the walls

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DO NOT ENTER.

NO OUTLET.

PROPER I.D. REQUIRED.

CLOSED.

FOR MEMBERS ONLY.

COMPLAINT DEPARTMENT.

USE CAUTION WHEN ENTERING.

NO SOLICITING.

QUIET AREA.

RESTROOMS FOR PAYING CUSTOMERS.

CASH ONLY.

NO RETURNS.

HELLO BEAUTIFUL. This should be the welcome sign on every building.

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